The Speedy Times Aug. 31, 2012

Hello my people. It is SF. You see, I am currently doing all the work on all my things, since SS and her sisters were arrested. (See SS’s Sisters get arrested on gossip.) And I want to thank all the people who have stuck with me through the year, and all that sentimental crap. You guys are so awesome. And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for- Audience Member 1: Ommigod, get on with it already, or me is gonna TTYL! Or just TTYN! Ha! The N stands for never! LOL! I’m soooooo frikin funny! SF: Is that… Oh. My. God. Speedy Star?! GET OUT OF MY COMPUTER! THIS IS MY NEWSPAPER! AGH!!!!! *Attacks SS with a knife*

Important News in Poptropica

Well, the news for today is, FINALLY! The new island is out. (For membahs only. I’m sorry, non-members. You’ll have to wait.) It’s called Lunar Colony, so all you heroes, let’s see who can save the day! Go to the moon and save a lost astronaut from the evil aliens, or something like that. ūüôā Next in news is, Hurricane Jeff Kinney has swept through 24-Carrot Island, creating more work for the poor townspeople. SS:LOL! Those idiots haven’t finished yet? God, talk about LASY! HAHAHAHAHAHA! SF: You can’t even spell lazy right. *Shakes head in disappointment* Don’t worry folks, she’s on her way to be arrested again for major villain-ness. She is actually the cause of the horse stampede in Wild West, hurting three poor Poptropicans. But sadly, I have been sent to court soon to be trialed for attacking her with a knife. If I go to jail, it’s only a week with a fine of three hundred credits, so I’ll be fine. ūüôā Anyways, this has been Speedy Bria Flame with Poptropica’s news.

Gossip

The Poptropican magazine, Pople, (Made by People in the human world) has issued an edition featuring Rihanna’s Poptropican, Selena Gomez’s, Lady Gaga’s, and Lil’ Wayne’s. They have articles about how they’re trying to make the world a better place through Poptropica, which I personally don’t think is possible, but hey! Do whatever celebrities. You Rock! Also in Pople, Speedy Star’s sisters get arrested for selling Illegal Pop to kids. (Pop is better known as Pot in the human world, but in Poptropica it isn’t addictive, but is very bad for you.) I was kinda glad to see them gone. They were bound to get arrested sometime because of their sister. They were almost as bratty. Hmmm…

Interviews

This month, we’ll be interviewing Bria. Hello, Me, how are you?

Bria: I’m fine, thank you.

SF/Bria: Well, what is your favorite color?

B: Blue, maybe. But I hate blue Cheese. You’d think it would be good ’cause it’s blue. Hm.

SF: Well, yes, good point. What is your favorite food?

B: Blue…

SF: Um, okay-

B: Blue…

SF: Oh forget! (See S.N.L for what forget means. It’s one of the 2011 shows.) I’m going insane! Crap-

B: Blue…

SF: Um…

B: What? Oh right, blueberries. sorry. I was thinking about blue…

SF: Well, that’s enough interviews for tonight folks! Goodby-

B: Blue…BYE! Blue…

Interesting Stories/Story

Sweet Jane Flame was just five when she saved Early Poptropica. Now, she saved all of Poptropica. “It’s nothing really.” Says the ten year old, Honey. “I just really follow after my Mom. She saved Poptropica before Early Poptropica was invented. She died trying to get that pig from the spider there, so I knew it was only right to finish what she had started.” The sweet brunette said. “Also from my sister. She really does all the work. I just help her a lot. :)” And that sister is, of course, me. SF. Isn’t she just darling? “Love you, Bria! Bye, all you Random Poptropicaers! You’ll here from me and my sister later. ;)” Bye guys!

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The Epic and Mysterious Case of Speedy Flame: File 1, Counterfeit get’s Counterfeited part 2 of a lot

Bria here, and we last left Speedy Flame where she can get the job at the museum. ¬†So, right now she’s on her way to the¬†museum, and while she was

heading out she decided she would grab a coffee before, to give her the burst of energy. She walked to the Web Browser Internet Cafe’ when her friend Quick Bruce Lightning stopped her. “Bria! Hey, um, well, I was wondering if, well, you know, there’s the dance coming up, and will you, uh, b-be my date?” He asked Speedy. She blushed her already too rosy cheeks. “Bruce, well, um, I’m sorry. I already have a date.” She replied. “Crud. Oh, well, who’s the lucky guy?” ¬†“Vince. You didn’t know we’ve been dating? And I don’t think lucky is the right word…” She blushed even more. Bruce’s tan face turned a beet red. “Vince?! Happy Vince Foot?! He’s a senior!! I mean, not that you’re not really pretty, but isn’t he a little too old for you? Besides, it’s bad enough all the juniors are panting over your hotness and Mel’s, but now a few seniors?! Even more competition? Ugh, I gotta step up my game!” He yelled. She turned a tomato color. Her pretty white lips couldn’t help but turn into a huge grin! She’d figured out all the guys liked her and her best friend! Her half closed eyes widened in shock. “All the boys in our grade like me?!” She asked. “Oh, yeah. Not to mention all the Seniors,¬†Sophomores, and Freshmen. Your like a frikin¬†goddess!” She started¬†hyperventilating. She suddenly didn’t find this very comforting anymore. “Um, well, what do they have to…like?” She asked,¬†shyly. “Well, you both are like the kindest girls on Earth, you have a big heart, you’re hot as a¬†chili¬†pepper, and you’re just, awesome.” He said. (A/N: ¬†Speedy has brown hair in vampire 1 form, half closed eyes, vampire 1’s outfit,¬†Cleopatra’s lips, and is really pretty. :)) She flushed even more. “Um…thanks. I have to go…” She ran off, feeling¬†embarrassed¬†and unhappy. It was an odd feeling. She¬†¬†should be happy! All these boys thought so much of her. But that was just it. She was turning away best friends because they both wanted her, making boys hate each other, and plus, when so many boys like you, how can you make friends with girls who think you’re self-absorbed, and are¬†jealous of you? She felt like crying. She walked to the museum, avoiding boys who wanted to talk to her. She walked through the doors, and saw Vince. Ah, his hotness in his security guard uniform overwhelmed her. “Hi…Happy…” And just great, now she couldn’t talk. Darn his good looks. Happy Vince Foot. Ahhhhhhhhhh… “Hey Speedy.” His velvet voice sounded like silk chocolate. Ahhhhhhhh… “Hi…Happy…” She repeated. “So, baby, happy birthday!” He kissed her on the cheek. She must have melted, right there on the spot. ‚̧ Oh, Vince. “Thanks…” she said, getting back to her senses. She kissed back. He looked melted, too. That made her GIDDY!!!!!! “So, um, I’m here for a job. I’m 18 now, so I can. Where’s the curator, Vince?” She asked. “Up in her room. It’s up the stairs. I’ll show you.” They had been dating for a year now, and he was ready to take things to the next level. But more on that later. Vince knocked on the door, and out came a lady with white hair and glasses. “What?” She groaned. “Um, ma’am, this is my girlfriend(His mouth broke into a beam at the word) and she’d like to get a job here.” His smooth voice said. “Well, we’re investigating the case of Deadly Melonie Skull, who calls herself the “Black Widow,” She scoffed at the name, “And we’re not taking applications.” She said, warily. “I’m very sorry, Miss…?” “Speedy Bria Flame, Ma’am. And it’s okay. I’ll wait another few months.” She frowned. She had been waiting for years already to be working in this place. The museum wasn’t only a museum, but also a place where things extraordinary happen. Special studies happen here that work for the greater good. No one knows unless a source who works there tells them. (Vince.) She even heard of magic happening. Though she didn’t truly believe it, she hoped it was a valid rumor. “Okay then.” She shook the curator’s (Mrs. Ordinary Ellen Frog) hand and hurried down the stairs, disappointment welling tears in her eyes. She said a quick bye to Vince, and hurried away. Once outside, Speedy kicked a rock that was an odd red color. “$@%#!” She cussed when the large rock didn’t budge, but sent pain tingling along her foot. “What the-” But before she could say anything more, a hand covered her mouth, and she felt a sting in her arm, which brought instant blackness with it.¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬† TO BE CONTINUED

HOLA!!!!!!!

Hey, and welcome to Time To Be A Boss. This is by epicnesspeppers from Youtube.com, and my cousin, Alex. My name is Bria, by the way, but just call me epicnesspeppers. This blog was created for everyone that wants to have fun, and a good laugh. Soon it will be stalked with humor, adventures, stories, games, cool website suggestions, and videos from my channel on Youtube. (Called epicnesspeppers. GO VISIT IT SOON!) Well, that’s it for now, my epicnesspeppers. See ya! -Bria and Alex

HOLA!!!!!!!

Hey, and welcome to Time To Be A Boss. This is by epicnesspeppers from Youtube.com, and my cousin, Alex. My name is Bria, by the way, but just call me epicnesspeppers. This blog was created for everyone that wants to have fun, and a good laugh. Soon it will be stalked with humor, adventures, stories, games, cool website suggestions, and videos from my channel on Youtube. (Called epicnesspeppers. GO VISIT IT SOON!) Well, that’s it for now, my epicnesspeppers. See ya! -Bria and Alex

I am late.

Okay, I am not quitting or abandoning this blog. I simply had absolutely no time to write on it. So please excuse my tardy, teacher. ūüôā Anyways, this April I will be filling it with fun, comments, more Speedy times, and the best, CoOl EfFeCtS!!!!!!!

B-day!!!!!!!!!

I OFFICIALLY DECLARE TODAY BRIADAY ON ACCOUNT OF BRIA BROWN’S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, that was silly. So, anyways, I’m going to write the next part of Speedy Flame either today or tomorrow. ūüôā See ya, fellow 11 year old’s. ūüôā Oh, and younger and older people too! ūüôā ¬† ¬† ¬†BB: Okay, I’m very sorry, but I lied. I started, but didn’t finish. So, I hope I can finish it today. ūüôā thanks.

The Epic and Mysterious case of Speedy Flame: File 1, Counterfeit get’s Counterfeited

(A/N: I’m not gonna do this in play form, because it seems kind of messy to me. So, sorry if you were expecting a script.)

Once upon a time, in a world were people with spheres for hands live, there was a girl. And this girl was no ordinary girl. She was a Speedy Flame! She lived on an island called Counterfeit island. She was going to turn 18 soon. It was 2008 back then, and birthday’s weren’t as big as they are now. So for her big day, she was going to apply for a part-time job at the museum there. She had been there for a semester, and, decided, “Why not make this my official home?” She asked her parents. Her Dad, Lazy Flame just said something that sounded like, “Cabbaged eggs.” Lazy Robert Flame was a bit crazy in the brain. He did fight in the war against the rival of Poptropica, Webkinz, though, and helped make them allies. So cut him some slack! Her Mom,¬†Beautiful¬†Scarlet Flame, wanted her to join the museum, but she thought it was no place for her little angel just yet. “Hon, haven’t you heard of the Black Widow?” She asked. “Um, yeah. They’re mythical spiders that kill those mythical creatures, humans.”¬†Speedy Bria replied. “No, not the spider, the person! She steals paintings to get money, and will do anything for it! Even kill you…” Scarlet stammered. “Oh, Mom, that’s just an old legend. I heard she was as fake as humans!” Bria replied. “But, honey-” “Mom, please? I want to do it soooooo badly!” Now, Speedy Flame was raised to be a kind, polite little girl. She knew not to¬†interrupt, but she had to. Her Mom was being as¬†ridiculous as that coot, Harold Mews. He changed his name from Blue Harold Star he’s so crazy! (Wow, she was a really cool girl, and pretty too, but ain’t that kinda a buzz-kill?)¬†¬†So finally, she broke her mom down. “Thank you soooooooo much!!” She exclaimed.

To be continued

So, peeps, have u heard?

S.O.S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can’t wait! Oh, and thanks Super Thunder’s Blog. I couldn’t copy the thingy, so is it all right I used your countdown? I do feel bad though. Anyways, I wish it were¬†actually¬†like¬†the Titanic books, you know, that trilogy? But I for one do think it will be the best island yet. WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!

The Speedy Times 1/19/12

A/N:¬†HOLA!!!!!! This is the editor of da Speedy Times, Speedy Flame! *Chirp* ūüė¶ No people are reading this? Come on! *sigh* Well, I know I haven’t been posting at ALL, but I NeEd help! So, I guess I’ll do the next edition of the Speedy Times!!! *chirp* ARGH!!!! Huh. Well, Our first article,

The Cheese is Deadly Show, Cancelled

I know, you’re all thinking why it’s cancelled. But it’s only cancelled, because no Poptropicans watch it anymore. Some of you will go “Booooooo!” Yeah, well, put a sock in it. Some people are saying “Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!” Well, you put a sock in it, too! Nobody really likes anything on SF’s blog, anyway. ūüė¶ ūüė¶ So, respect SF’s decision, people! Cheese, people are annoying. SF: Hey, stop being sucky to my peeps, bro!¬†Speedy Star: Whateves, Suzie Felon. SF: It’s Speedy Flame!!!!!!!!!! Wait, is that how you got my name Suzie in the last edition? SS: No dur. Anyways, you never did pay me for being in your last newspaper. *Smirks girlyish* SF: We’re NOT having this¬†discussion, SS! SS: Oh really? MUA-HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! SF: Um, a little girl don’t scare me. So, on to our next article,

Gossip Time

Hola, dis is SF and I’m gonna talk about stuff, like farts.¬†ARGH!!!!! Stupid brother. Anyways, luckily I do have gossip for this edition. And I’m excited that it might be true! Eeck!!!! I heard that Julia Roberts is going to be on Reality T.V! On the island. Her Poptropican! Eeck!!!! Anyways, I never do watch it, but I’m gonna be on the show with her if I get lucky!!!!!!!¬†Hurrah!!!! Well, the other happy gossip is that I called the police when SS was biting me, and she got arrested. Fortunately, that one’s true! She is now on Ghost Story island, where they might be renovating that Alcatraz-like jail. They’re currently keeping her in the light house, with guards watching that brat, until the jail is safe. Well, I’ll bet you’re wondering why she got arrested. It happened, ’cause she was attempting murder on me, and she did¬†raid the Poptropica store, and stole one million credits. She’s a bad, bad Star. ūüôā Now she can’t harass me! Anyways, our last bit of gossip is, how many more islands are the gonna make?

How many? Anyways, time to wrap up with:

Cooking Time with SF!

My recipe today for off of Poptropica, is berry good smoothies! Here it is:

Ingredients: 2 and a half cups of milk

20 frozen strawberries

5 frozen blackberries or rasberries

half a cup of granulated sugar

1 third of a cup of confection’s sugar (not vital, recommended)

1 banana, sliced

Any other ingredient you like, preferably cinnamon

Five ice cubes

Directions:¬†Add milk and fruit into blender. Mix up on high with the lid on. Taste, and add any other¬†ingredient you like. Add granulated sugar, mix on high.¬†Add ice cubes, and taste. If not sweet enough, add confection’s sugar. If still not sweet enough, add more sugar. Pour and serve, and¬†viola! Smoothie al la mode!

Now for the Poptropican recipe: Pop-gum.

Directions: Save up enough money for pop-gum, and go to the Poptropican store and buy some. Viola!¬†¬†It’s done. ūüôā

Well, I guess it’s time to wrap up. See you soon! -SF