Hello my people. It is SF. You see, I am currently doing all the work on all my things, since SS and her sisters were arrested. (See SS’s Sisters get arrested on gossip.) And I want to thank all the people who have stuck with me through the year, and all that sentimental crap. You guys are so awesome. And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for- Audience Member 1: Ommigod, get on with it already, or me is gonna TTYL! Or just TTYN! Ha! The N stands for never! LOL! I’m soooooo frikin funny! SF: Is that… Oh. My. God. Speedy Star?! GET OUT OF MY COMPUTER! THIS IS MY NEWSPAPER! AGH!!!!! *Attacks SS with a knife*
Important News in Poptropica
Well, the news for today is, FINALLY! The new island is out. (For membahs only. I’m sorry, non-members. You’ll have to wait.) It’s called Lunar Colony, so all you heroes, let’s see who can save the day! Go to the moon and save a lost astronaut from the evil aliens, or something like that. 🙂 Next in news is, Hurricane Jeff Kinney has swept through 24-Carrot Island, creating more work for the poor townspeople. SS:LOL! Those idiots haven’t finished yet? God, talk about LASY! HAHAHAHAHAHA! SF: You can’t even spell lazy right. *Shakes head in disappointment* Don’t worry folks, she’s on her way to be arrested again for major villain-ness. She is actually the cause of the horse stampede in Wild West, hurting three poor Poptropicans. But sadly, I have been sent to court soon to be trialed for attacking her with a knife. If I go to jail, it’s only a week with a fine of three hundred credits, so I’ll be fine. 🙂 Anyways, this has been Speedy Bria Flame with Poptropica’s news.
Gossip
The Poptropican magazine, Pople, (Made by People in the human world) has issued an edition featuring Rihanna’s Poptropican, Selena Gomez’s, Lady Gaga’s, and Lil’ Wayne’s. They have articles about how they’re trying to make the world a better place through Poptropica, which I personally don’t think is possible, but hey! Do whatever celebrities. You Rock! Also in Pople, Speedy Star’s sisters get arrested for selling Illegal Pop to kids. (Pop is better known as Pot in the human world, but in Poptropica it isn’t addictive, but is very bad for you.) I was kinda glad to see them gone. They were bound to get arrested sometime because of their sister. They were almost as bratty. Hmmm…
Interviews
This month, we’ll be interviewing Bria. Hello, Me, how are you?
Bria: I’m fine, thank you.
SF/Bria: Well, what is your favorite color?
B: Blue, maybe. But I hate blue Cheese. You’d think it would be good ’cause it’s blue. Hm.
SF: Well, yes, good point. What is your favorite food?
B: Blue…
SF: Um, okay-
B: Blue…
SF: Oh forget! (See S.N.L for what forget means. It’s one of the 2011 shows.) I’m going insane! Crap-
B: Blue…
SF: Um…
B: What? Oh right, blueberries. sorry. I was thinking about blue…
SF: Well, that’s enough interviews for tonight folks! Goodby-
B: Blue…BYE! Blue…
Interesting Stories/Story
Sweet Jane Flame was just five when she saved Early Poptropica. Now, she saved all of Poptropica. “It’s nothing really.” Says the ten year old, Honey. “I just really follow after my Mom. She saved Poptropica before Early Poptropica was invented. She died trying to get that pig from the spider there, so I knew it was only right to finish what she had started.” The sweet brunette said. “Also from my sister. She really does all the work. I just help her a lot. :)” And that sister is, of course, me. SF. Isn’t she just darling? “Love you, Bria! Bye, all you Random Poptropicaers! You’ll here from me and my sister later. ;)” Bye guys!